1. Do you taste good?
2. Chillax!
3. I know where the stoners hang!
4. What an emo says when they run into someone: sorry, I couldn't see. My bangs were in the way.
5. I like my peanuts honey roasted
6. What's up? Oh…my head
7. Read right to left, it's easier
8. Cruel death: cut them open by their arm pits and let them bleed to death
9. Nerd moment: I got a new calculator!
10. We've been bamboozled!
11. Fai sparkles more than Edward…
12. Don't tell me what wood tastes like. I know what wood tastes like, trust me.
13. I'm sarcastic. What's your super power?
14. What would happen if we went into a dark room and never came out...bad things I tell you, bad things…
15. Hayden just put the hoe down and leave it alone